Miss Mao

Mao Tsu-Hsi. Believed to have originated the Sacred Mao Buttons that Discordians distribute in the Region of Thud, Miss Mao wears a golden apple in a pentagon on her headband, symbolizing the union of the Hodge and the Podge, and has hairy armpits. It has been suggested that she is one of the Tcho-tcho people that inhabit the Plateau of Leng.

Mao Tsu-Hsi recruited Simon Moon to the Discordians' because, though he actually joined the Justified Ancients of Mummu, an Illuminati splinter group that left the organization after Cecil Rhodes established the Circle of Initiates.

External links:
(Includes art from Eye-n-Apple Prods. comic -- may need password)
 * Maybe Logic Academy students' page for Miss Mao
 * Planet Eris Wiki on Miss Mao