Hagbard Celine

Freeman Hagbard Celine, H.M., S.H. (Holy Man, Shit Head) is the charismatic leader of the Legion of Dynamic Discord; captain of the Leif Erikson; and author of Never Whistle While You Are Pissing in The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

The Illuminatus! Trilogy
According to TIT, he was born in Norway to an Italian pimp and a blonde haired, blue eyed Norwegian prostitute, also has Viking ancestors, Harvard Law School graduate; citizen of Fernando Poo, captain of the Leif Erickson, a five city block long, nuclear submarine, with a three story high conning tower he either infiltrated U.S. Navy for the Illuminati and stole it (I582.36, L30.36), or it was given to him by the Mafia for the purpose heroin smuggling (I536.2, G246.2), or he made it himself in a Norwegian fjord (I83, E; I536.3, G246.3), author of Never Whistle While You're Pissing. Possibly uses Eric the Red Blowhard as a pseudonym.

Schrödinger's Cat
Hagbard Celine has been identified as an alternate, other universe form of Hugh Crane of The Illuminatus! Trilogy co-author Robert Anton Wilson's Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy,

Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia and Intermittens Magazine
According to Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, Intermittens Magazine Issue #7 and issue #11, Hagbard Celine was inspired by a combination of author Robert Anton Wilson and Michael Arthur Quinn. Quinn, aka the Gamemaster of Florin, was also identified as an inspiration for The Midget and for Hassan-i-Sabbah X and Franklin Delano Roosevelt Stuart of Wilson's Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy.

Appearance
In TIT, he has live skin, thick black eyebrows, black hair, beard, strong nose and jaw, muscles, hairy brown fingers, hands, and forearms, resembles Anthony Quinn, Variously wears a black and green striped nautical sweater, turtleneck and casual slacks; lederhosen, silk shirt, knee socks, brass-buttoned navy-blue yachtsman s blazer, smokes foul long black Sicilian cigars. However, it's the buttons on the blazer that really pack a punch, forcing most souls to kneel before him while his watchers watch.